Bloonsgroon! (that's Martian for 'Hello') Welcome to this, the premiere virtual museum devoted to the works of Arie Kaplan, MAD Magazine writer, comedy writer, animation writer, screenwriter, lecturer, pop culture expert, playwright, cartoonist, stand-up comic, member of the Friars Club, and author of short flattering bios written in the third person.

Check out the new Videogames page, featuring the new House MD game, written by me!

My new book, From Krakow to Krypton, is out NOW! Check out it's website, www.fromkrakowtokrypton.com.

Last Updated 3/7/2010

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