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Made from Apples Grown by Women, Picked by Women and Injected with Estrogen by Women for that Great Lilith Fair Flavor Created by Puffy Himself by 'Looping' a Pint of Our Chocolate Fudge and 'Laying Down' a 'Track' of Honey Combs Cereal on Top
Peanuts, Macadamia Nuts, Walnuts - Every Nut Except Pralines - Mushed Together in Mud-Brown Ice Cream Like Slackers in a Mosh Pit Custard Flavored Ice Cream with Licorice License Plates, Candy Cigarettes and Marshmallow Shivs

Writer: Arie Kaplan
Artist: Scott Bricher