From Sinatra to Snoop Dogg, MAD has boldly prognosticated the
next moves of the industry's biggest stars long before they made
them! Therefore, it is with great confidence that we announce our
Dr.
Dre will receive an honorary Ph.D. and shall henceforth
be known as "Dr. Dr. Dre."
Jay-Z will attempt
to write off all of his boozing, whoring and partying
as a "Keepin' It Real" business deduction on his federal
income taxes. The IRS will disallow the booze.
Will
Smith will realize he's totally sold out when, at a product
licensing meeting with his "peeps," he approves a Bagger
Vance lawn jockey.
